July 2012
methlabrador:
in 3 short years kids who were born in 2000 will be 15 and that is the most horrifying thing ive realized in a long long time
I'm tired of chick fil a
And not because of the gay rights thing. You guys focus and promote and even brag about your exceptional service when you guys have messed up 2 out of my 3 visits this summer. Fuck chick fil a
the difference between DC & Marvel
Bruce Wayne: Secret identities are important - it protects who you are and the ones you love.
Tony Stark: YOLO
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
College has really
turned me into a slob when it comes to fashion. I really don’t care about what I wear anymore.
Person: What state do you live in?
Me: Denial.
School has been out for too long.
I can’t do simple math or write neatly anymore.
beyoncebeytwice:
cause of death: couldnt get last corner of fitted sheet on mattress
kotone:
after 1am it doesnt matter who you are we’re all friends now
ginervas:
It’s official: I am the only person on tumblr who doesn’t watch teen wolf
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I've heard/read mixed reviews about Fifty Shades...
Should I read it?
